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You don't get to the top without making a few enemies, but you don't stay at the top if you don't know how to respect your peers. Loving yourself and recognizing your worth is very different from being a dive who acts like she's better than everyone around her. The genesis of many career downfalls lies exactly in the fact that stars begin to adopt this behavior. Before that, Bey toured the UK in 2016 with The Formation World Tourin support of her album ‘Lemonade’. As one of the most successful female artists of all time, Beyonce doesn’t seem to have a beauty misstep.

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Beyoncé and Jay-Z are two of the biggest names in music, as one of the leading popstars and rappers in the industry, and they’ve been married since 2008. We're all very much familiarised with the saying "you can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be someone who doesn't like peaches." But still, many people have a hard time coming to terms with this fact and spent enormous amounts of time and energy trying to be perfect and to please everyone. This, of course, is pointless, simply because there is no way you can get everyone to like you. I went out with a friend and we went to a comedy gig and he said, 'Go up and do stand-up' and I just thought, 'Are you joking?' But I tried it and I went up and I didn't even want to be funny. I just told what happened. And people laughed. And I will always remember it because it was one of the most magical gigs - making a connection with the audience." Beyoncé has announcedher initial run of Renaissance World Tour dates, including both the European and North American legs. The issue of migrant labour adds an additional dimension to conversations on the ethics of concerts – it’s as much about where Beyoncé performs as who she’s performed for and who she’s accepted money from, namely business magnates whose activities are inextricably linked with the state and aggravate the worst excesses of inequality and exploitation. The UAE has laws and initiatives to protect migrant workers, and yet allegations are rife that much of Dubai’s luxury playground has been built under appalling conditions amounting to indentured servitude.

The golden rule of show business sounds simple: never be boring. However, this is a little hard to actually put in practice. Particularly in this day and age, where there are so many new things popping up in several different channels, that keeping someone's attention and interest on you seems to be almost impossible. We're the same age," says Luisa Omielan, about her hero Beyoncé, "but when she was 21 she was selling out arenas, while I was drinking Bacardi Breezers in Wetherspoons."

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Recorded at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, where Omielan has twice been nominated for Barry Awards, her thigh gap routine has now amassed over 36 million views on Facebook alone Blue Ivy." Have you ever heard of a child named after a color before? Not likely. But here's the thing: she's not. Beyoncé's daughter, naturally, will be inculcated into the Illuminati life, and Jay Z and Beyoncé decided to start that immediately by branding her with the name: " Born Living Under Evil, Illuminati’s Very Youngest," according to Pop Dust. It's an Edinburgh show," she adds, and because it largely grew on audience recommendation, "I think it was built in the truest form." Of course, the singer’s approach to money has seen her attract criticism, too; Formation features lyrics such as “best revenge is your paper”, and in a highly critical essay on Lemonade, author and activist Bell Hooks described the album as “capitalist money-making at its best”. This has led many anti-racist fans to wonder: how does the star’s wealth interact with her politics? 6. PhilanthropyMore from Comedy: Getting to know Harry Potter parodists Weirdos We ask: 'Is the Edinburgh Fringe too small?'

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And it is here, at your lowest point, that one of your best friends decides to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé.Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyoncé Do?!

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