The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. If you've been racking your brains for the perfect Valentine's Day gift, a naughty poem could be just the thing to make your other half feel special.

A brief interlude for a twisted funny poem about role playing sex games which reaches a deliberately anti-climactic climax. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. If declarations of undying love aren’t your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up.Check out our round-up of the best rude, naughty, and downright dirty Valentine's Day poems to share with your partner! Rude Valentine's poems may seem counterintuitive to the holiday spirit of love, romance and affection that surrounds Valentine's Day, but for couples who are not into schmaltz, the rude poem may just be the way to go. We are sure that you will recommend this site to your friends if you like our database of Dirty Valentine Poems.

Unfortunately, it's funny for many people to use the nastier connotations of the English language with which to amuse themselves. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average.

We’ve rounded up some of the best Valentine’s Day quotes and poems, including some *seriously* X-rated ones from our Netmums. The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

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If you normally cringe at soppy Valentine's love poems, then scroll through our gallery below for some funny, naughty poems that are perfect for a dirty mind. Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Whether you want to put these words in a card, send them as a text message or recite them while having a glass of wine together, ‘roses are red’ poems are a true classic. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy.