In Malton town centre, tofuphobes were thin on the ground. The Purple Carrot, a vegetarian cafe, was doing a roaring trade, with its owner, Kate Zaleska, saying that many of her customers probably didn’t even realise she was feeding them tofu, as a binder in her quiches and cheese cakes. “Tofu is not woke. As an ingredient it’s probably older than almost anything else,” she said. Strikes | Trade union leaders have intensified their warnings of a synchronised strike this winter to cause maximum disruption. “If we win those ballots, we stand prepared to take action on the same day as any other union to show the government we strike together,” said Mark Serwotka, the head of the Public and Commercial Services union.

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Tom Regan’s love letter to Nintendo’s Wii U, a console that was such a flop it tanked the companies share price, is a heartwarming read. Nimo When she finally made it to the Commons in 2015, through the ultra-safe constituency of Fareham, in Hampshire, Braverman immediately allied herself with the Brexit ultras of the European Research Group, not an obvious career move under the then prime minister David Cameron. When Just Stop Oil protesters climbed on top of the M25 Dartford Crossing for the second day running, the bridge had to be closed again – causing rush hour chaos. This extremely dangerous action sent a message to the country: Just Stop Oil are serious and they have no intention of stopping until their demands are met. Unlike Liz Truss, a leading figure on the right of the Conservative party who had a fleeting stint as prime minister last year, Braverman did not begin her political life on the left. Her mother, an NHS nurse, was a Conservative councillor and stood unsuccessfully for parliament.

Also feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy! More funny and satirical T-shirts and Hoodies from NewsThump Also under Truss, Braverman made perhaps her most lasting contribution to the political lexicon in responding to environmental protests. These were the fault of, she told the Commons, “the coalition of chaos – it’s the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati”, words that some opponents immediately adopted as a badge of honour. Being ousted as home secretary A Just Stop Oil protester outside New Scotland Yard in London on Friday. Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA If you need some recommendations on what to watch tonight, Martin Belam has put together a comprehensive list of the BBC’s greatest cult classics. Nimo

So the Ballon d’Or® NFT is based on pyrite ( yesterday’s Quote of the Day), famously known as ‘fool’s gold’? Perhaps less cryptowibble as extremely blatant foreshadowing that most publishers would reject as far too obvious. Maybe they could make it out of unobtanium next time?” – Phil Russell (and 1,056 others). After going to the fee-paying Heathfield school in outer London on a partial scholarship, Braverman studied law at Queens’ College, Cambridge, becoming president of the university Conservative Association.Material: 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, with the words “Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati” in bold white text.

I spoke to the Guardian’s Damien Gayle, who has been reporting on environmental protest groups closely since 2018, and has been following Just Stop Oil since its inception, about what this latest protest group tells us about climate action and the growing agitation of young people when it comes to the climate crisis. Five big stories A 1950s screen adaptation of Nineteen Eighty-Four, on Martin Belam’s list of BBC cult classics. Photograph: Allstar Picture Library Limited./Alamy

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Ross Ellenhorn and Dimitri Mugianis take a look at why the American right’s sudden obsession with psychedelic drugs could have highly dangerous consequences. Nimo Enjoying their best start to a season for 59 years despite never really looking particularly good or fun to watch and still being worse than Arsenal, a win for Spurs would enable them to leapfrog second-placed Manchester City, but still find themselves a point behind their insufferable north London neighbours. “To play at Old Trafford is not simple, but at the same time it’s a big theatre and you have to play with personality, play your football, your ideas,” roared Antonio Conte. “This will be a good step for us to go there and play with personality and try to win. I enjoy the fact this test is coming now.” Should Tottenham fail this midweek test Conte is likely to cut a typically forlorn, almost tearful post-match figure, even if it means the Old Trafford tofu sandwich brigade go home pleased. QUOTE OF THE DAY